no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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