Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
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Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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