Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Randomize
