Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
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But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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