I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
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i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
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Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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