I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
As shirtless as possible
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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