why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
4 words: hood of his car
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
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Are you still at the party or did I leave?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
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My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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