Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
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What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
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I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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