the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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