Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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