Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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