you guys were way drunker than both of me
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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