I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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