Just cropdusted the office
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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