PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
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tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
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Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
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