So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I'm like, not good at living.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Randomize
