I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Panties = found
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