Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
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Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
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If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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