I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
