he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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