bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
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My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
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That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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