it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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