No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
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Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
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He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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