hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
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Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS