i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
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my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
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Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers