I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
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just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
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I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize