Tell her she can't have a vagina
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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