I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
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The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
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Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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