Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
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Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
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the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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