So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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