Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I touched a dick in church today
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