i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
