We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
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He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
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Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
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