I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
How external is "for external use only"?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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