we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
My vagina just recognized that song.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
