Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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