I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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