just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
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I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
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I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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