Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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