How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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