I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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