In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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