One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
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Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
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I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
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