I want to have your abortion
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
You need Xanax blowdarts
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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