butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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