We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
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It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
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So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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