I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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