I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Randomize
