make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
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On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
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Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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