I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
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he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
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If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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