She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
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If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
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I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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