Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
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She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
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Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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