i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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