So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
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My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
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So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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