That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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