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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
So much rum. So many feels.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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