i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
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