I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
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Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
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Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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